Just shut your freaking trap

Here's what George Bush had to say upon his arrival in Texas after President Obama was sworn in:

“I always felt it was important to tackle the tough issues today and not try to pass them on to future presidents, and future generations. I never took an opinion poll to tell me what to think. And I’m coming home with my head held high and a sense of accomplishment.” Ah yes, you should be proud that you are the single worst president in the history of the United States.

Regarding his decision to launch war on Iraq after 9/ll: “we liberated 50 million people from the clutches of terrorism.” Oh, is THAT what you call launching an unjustified war these days??

“I gave it my all. Listen. Sometimes what I did wasn’t popular, but that’s okay, I always did what I thought was right. Popularity is as fleeting as the Texas wind; character and conscience as sturdy as our oaks.” OMG you think you have character and conscience?

“History will be the judge of my decisions, but when I walked out of the Oval Office this morning, I left with the same values that I took to Washington eight years ago. And when I get home tonight and look in the mirror, I’m not going to regret what I see.” And those values would be incompetence and oblivion.

In the morning, he said, he would make his wife coffee, “skim” the newspaper, call some friends, read a book, feed the dogs, go fishing, take a walk and by that time it will be 8 in the morning. “That’s what happens when you’re a type A personality.” hmm...a Type A personality president who goes to bed every night at 9 pm. How the hell are you going to lead the free world if you go to bed before kindergarteners do?