Yes, they really said this

You know I'm bored when I blog 3 times in one day.

"A lot of people like to fool you and say that you're not smart if you never went to college, but common sense rules over everything. That's what I learned from selling crack" - Snoop, in Esquire magazine

"You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror." - President George W. Bush, to Katie Couric

"Please prepare yourself for masturbation because next are international singing prostitutes, Pussycat Dolls!" - Borat, introducing the Pussycat Dolls at the MTV Europe Music Awards

"Yeah, they got the eyes like they're Oriental, and, you know, it's all pulled. So make sure you do it right." - Pat Robertson, noting that people like Fox News host Greta Van Susteren who get plastic surgery have strange-looking eyes

"Since when did I become the spokesperson for nappy-headed hos?" - Wanda Sykes, on being contacted by every media outlet for her views on Don Imus.

"I couldn’t get over the fact that there was no difference between Sylvia’s restaurant and any other restaurant in New York City. I mean, it was exactly the same, even though it’s run by blacks, primarily black patronship. ... There wasn't one person in Sylvia's who was screaming, 'M-Fer, I want more iced tea.'" - Bill O'Reilly

"In Iran, we don't have homosexuals, like in your country." - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, at Columbia University

"If you are not electing Christians, then in essence you are going to legislate sin." - Rep. Katherine Harris (Rep. - Florida)

"You know, education -- if you make the most of it -- you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq." - John Kerry

"F**king Jews. ... The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world. ... Are you a Jew?" --Actor Mel Gibson, unleashing an anti-Semitic tirade on Malibu police after being arrested for drunk driving

"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." - President George W. Bush

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." - President George W. Bush

"If I'm the president of the United States, I walk right into Union Square, I set up my little presidential podium, and I say, 'Listen, citizens of San Francisco, if you vote against military recruiting, you're not going to get another nickel in federal funds. Fine. You want to be your own country? Go right ahead. And if Al Qaeda comes in here and blows you up, we're not going to do anything about it. We're going to say, look, every other place in America is off limits to you, except San Francisco. You want to blow up the Coit Tower? Go ahead.'" - Bill O'Reilly, after San Francisco voted to ban military recruiters from city schools

"I just wish Katrina had only hit the United Nations building, nothing else, just had flooded them out, and I wouldn't have rescued them." - Bill O'Reilly

"Just like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is now doing to the evangelical Christians. It's no different. It is the same thing. It is happening all over again. It is the Democratic Congress, the liberal-based media and the homosexuals who want to destroy the Christians. Wholesale abuse and discrimination and the worst bigotry directed toward any group in America today. More terrible than anything suffered by any minority in history." - Pat Robertson

"The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians." - Pat Robertson

"I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get married, you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ is the head of the household and the husband is the head of the wife, and that's the way it is, period." - Pat Robertson

I'd say it's a pretty close tie between George W. and Pat Robertson.